...because Internet Explorer sucks donkey balls
Success is just like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed.
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Jean Gourd, Ph.D.
Associate Professor of Computer Science
College of Engineering and Science
Louisiana Tech University
P.O. Box 10348
Ruston, LA 71272