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Success is just like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were screwed.

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There's only one thing I hate more than lying, and that's skimmed milk -- which is water that's lying about being milk.  -- Ron Swanson
Last updated: 2015-12-07 12:59