...because Internet Explorer sucks donkey balls
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying, and that's skimmed milk -- which is water that's lying about being milk. -- Ron Swanson
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Jean Gourd, Ph.D.
Associate Professor of Computer Science
College of Engineering and Science
Louisiana Tech University
P.O. Box 10348
Ruston, LA 71272