...because Internet Explorer sucks donkey balls
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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Don't wait until you're on your deathbed to tell people how you really feel because you could be too weak to raise your middle finger.
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Jean Gourd, Ph.D.
Associate Professor of Computer Science
College of Engineering and Science
Louisiana Tech University
P.O. Box 10348
Ruston, LA 71272