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82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. -- Steven Wright
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Some people say that life is short; that you could get hit by a bus at any moment; and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bull [crap]! Life is long; you're probably not going to get hit by a bus; and you're going to have to live with the choices you make for the next 50 years. -- Chris Rock (in the movie "I Think I Love my Wife")
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Jean Gourd, Ph.D.
Associate Professor of Computer Science
College of Engineering and Science
Louisiana Tech University
P.O. Box 10348
Ruston, LA 71272